Ten Reasons I am Home Tonight
10. I have no friends except on Facebook and far away from my home.
9. I am in love with my 73 inch HD TV
8. Gas prices went up thirty cents a gallon and no where in this small town is anything still open that’s worth that kind of money.
7. I am scared of Thunder
6. I am scared of lightening.
5. Anthony Jeselnik is on the Comedy Channel.
4. The Boxers are asleep and just like Randy Jackson, I never go out without my dogs.
3. I already took my shoes off for the night
2. I am scared of the dark
1. My wife won’t let me go out.