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Ten Reasons I am Home Tonight

10. I have no friends except on Facebook and far away from my home.

9. I am in love with my 73 inch HD TV

8. Gas prices went up thirty cents a gallon and no where in this small town is anything still open that’s worth that kind of money.

7. I am scared of Thunder

6. I am scared of lightening.

5. Anthony Jeselnik is on the Comedy Channel.

4. The Boxers are asleep and just like Randy Jackson, I never go out without my dogs.

3. I already took my shoes off for the night

2. I am scared of the dark

1. My wife won’t let me go out.

 

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